What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Dr. Roach: Understanding how PSA tests and DREs help to identify cancer - The Detroit News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Police chief Grant Hardin caught after escaping Arkansas prison - BBC

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Phase-resolved attoclock precisely measures electron tunneling time - Phys.org

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Still no good.

Your Blood Test Can Now Track Junk Food Consumption - Indian Defence Review

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Wall Street warns Trump aides the GOP tax bill could jolt bond markets - The Washington Post

Just Forget it!

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are British people in awe when someone from the United States visits their country?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some interview experiences with JP Morgan India?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

How do you get free followers on TikTok in 5 minutes?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

8 best walking exercises that will help us lose 3-4 kgs within a month - Times of India

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

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